Tim Minchin, quoteth thusly:

At 1153 I instigate the days ablutions in the hope my constitution can be altered by some action on the bowl.

but the total non-existence of colonic animation seems to me the perfect metaphor for the utter constipation of my soul.

JMD & Maggie Wed

"Would you mind taking one or two photos at the church dave?"

 

800 photographs later, 200 processed and put online, 65 on facebook, and the admission that Im a perfectionist cannot be far behind. Bless.

silhouettes

 

singledom

Ok so Im watching 'he's just not that into you' (so kill me) and Jennifer Aniston is being sniggered at as she walks the dog down the isle in her sisters wedding, which is a visual play on her own spinsterly singleness and its unacceptability - and I have this funny moment where I realise thats what I looked like at Luke and Rachels wedding, taking their dog Devon from the church behind the bridal party... cut to the reception and as the camera pans across the room to Jennifers charachter sat alone at a table it catches the bride saying to her new husband 'seriously DEVON, I really did feel like there was a splash, a monet of hesitation blah blah blah'. Seriously? Devon? Are you frickin kidding me? Im not even going to try to read into that shit. You do it. You.