singledom

Ok so Im watching 'he's just not that into you' (so kill me) and Jennifer Aniston is being sniggered at as she walks the dog down the isle in her sisters wedding, which is a visual play on her own spinsterly singleness and its unacceptability - and I have this funny moment where I realise thats what I looked like at Luke and Rachels wedding, taking their dog Devon from the church behind the bridal party... cut to the reception and as the camera pans across the room to Jennifers charachter sat alone at a table it catches the bride saying to her new husband 'seriously DEVON, I really did feel like there was a splash, a monet of hesitation blah blah blah'. Seriously? Devon? Are you frickin kidding me? Im not even going to try to read into that shit. You do it. You.